Dragonpit, a gigantic coliseum-like structure was full of all the top leaders of Westeros. Not long time ago, Jon Snow has brought a White Walker to prove their existence to Cersei at this very place. Since then, all of their attention has turned towards finding the way to neutralize the Night King and was the reason for today’s impromptu gathering at Dragonpit. The Master of Whisperers, Lord Varys heard from one of his birds that one brilliant man from outside of this world has proposed a possible solution to finish The Night King once and for all and today he is coming to Westeros. Civilians from King’s Landing were standing on the periphery of the Dragonpit to form a significant crowd.
The sound of the footstep got intense and finally, a man came out of the stairs with a black t-shirt and jeans emitting the truck-load of energy such that even The Mountain took one step back.
“Introduce yourself”, Cersi asked the guest in a commanding tone.
“My moniker is Elon Musk, King in the Space from House Mars”, finally a loud voice of Elon echoed through the Dragonpit.
“I have been told that you have a possible solution to defeat The Winter. Is that correct?” Cersi asked in a skeptical tone.
“Well yes… I do have a solution. Your Grace” Elon replied with a humble tone.
“You are a complete stranger to this world. What do you even know about Westeros?” Qyburn asked with hatred because as a formal Maester of Citadel, he is supposed to have the solution and not some stranger from the third world.
“When Aegon the Conqueror came to Westeros, he brought his two sister-wives with him: Visenya and Rhaenys. Of the two, Aegon loved Rhaenys the best. After Aegon brought the Seven Kingdoms to heel, he broke ground on King’s Landing. The forested area was razed to the ground, and the three hills within the city walls would become Aegon’s High Hill – where the Red Keep is, Visenya’s Hill – where the Great Sept of Baelor was, and the Hill of Rhaenys where currently we are standing – the Dragonpit. I can go all along…” Elon kicked the Qyburn’s ass in one shot.
“How in the seven hell can you know about our history with such depth?” Cersi asked in a surprising tone.
“Umm… It’s very simple your grace. I read books.” Elon gave a very simple answer.
“G. R. R. Martin is a good friend of mine and hence I have an exclusive access to The Winds of Winters. We are also working on The Dream of Spring but I have to tell you this… If you want to secure your existence in The Dream of Spring… I mean your future then you gotta let me help you to defeat The Night King.” Elon continued. Not a single person in King’s Landing understood what Elon just said but they got that this guy can save the Westeros.
“What is your strategy to destroy the White Walkers and finally the Night King because if you know, he has one of my Dragon now,” Daenerys asked as she is still a little confused on Elon’s plan.
“Well, Dany…It’s simple. You have to think from First Principles and not by analogy” Elon replied with love. Elon’s love for the dragon queen can be seen in his eyes.
“How dare you to speak to our Queen like that?” Ser Jorah got angry at Elon’s love for Dany.
“As I said I know everything that is going around here Ser Jorah. Before scolding me, have you spoke to John recently or not?” Sarcasm in Elon’s voice was clear when he looked towards Dany in John’s name. Dany and Elon both were laughing inside their head.
“The First Principle as I said…” Elon Continued.
“Think objectively. What is the possible thing that can kill White Walkers? Fire and Dragonglass. I can give you Fire. I have a Rocket company back in my world where I manufacture and fire the Rockets. I already have started a division at SpaceX called The Winter Team which is working on the blueprint of Rockets which can kill all the White Walkers and Night King by seating here in Red Keep.” Elon finally mesmerized everyone with his plan.
“One more thing, I will give you one more option. Those brave soldiers of Westeros who wants to fight White Walkers man to man can go to the North in my Tesla Semi trucks. Tesla semi is thermo-nuclear-proof and definitely Night-Kingproof. We have added Westeros map in our autopilot system with which soldiers can get anywhere in the North even at the places where The Night’s Watch may not have reached yet. On top of that, I am making a Cyborg Dragon which can defeat the White Dragon. I am sure you don’t know this but Viserian is on their side now and already have broken The Wall and Winter is Coming.” Elon is rocking the Westeros with his products.
“Your plan appears to be a very interesting, young man” Ser Jaime Lannister applauded Elon’s plan.
“I have to say I am impressed” Tyrion Lannister also agreed as Dragon Queen’s Hand.
“Thanks, buddy. Especially when I know that you are the one who manufactured Thanos-killing weapon in Infinity War” Elon seems to know everything about everyone there.
“Why are you helping us? What do you want in return?” Cersi suspected something.
“For me, it’s all about making the world a better place and when I get up in morning I should have something to work that drives the world towards a better place. Back in my world, I am already doing well so I thought why not Westeros? I thought Westeros needed saving and here I am.” Elon answered the First question.
“What I want in return is that you hire me as Chief Engineer of Westeros.” Elon finally revealed his wish.
“I have so many plans with Westeros. I want to start one of my Gigafactory here which can give work to lots of your people. Your dragonglass I can use for my BFR project and MARS mission. And yes, I will need a super amount of Gold from Iron Bank with zero interest, need gold to take Tesla private.” Elon revealed his demands.
“I see.” Cersi was amazed at Elon’s demands.
“There is a little problem with Iron Bank….” Ser Jaime started.
“You do not worry about Iron Bank, my lord. Tycho Nestoris from Iron Bank of Bravos is actually a British spy. His real name is Mycroft Holmes and long story short…He will help us.” Elon revealed one more secret to Ser Jaime.
“We have to discuss amongst ourselves on your demands but rest assure, If you can defeat The Night King, you will get more than anything you asked,” Cersi assured Elon.
“From this time to the end of time, In the name of Seven Gods, Elon Reeve Musk from House Mars, I hereby announce you as the Chief Engineer of Westeros, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms.” Cersi declared to all Westerosi world.
“I am super excited to be back here because one thing you must know…. Your Winter may have come but My Falcon has landed.” Elon said the final words and vanished in thin air.